Jaime @dzzling_haze Twitter Profile

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

i like to pretend I’m on my vigilante sh*t/ I’m GenX and an ancient Swiftie but my mind is alive 🍌

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Jaime

@dzzling_haze

20 Nov

I accidentally saw some political news and had an instant panic attack. Dr oz and RFK? We’re in big trouble Americans. Worse than I ever imagined. 🤯🤢😭

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

19 Nov

My work has a jar of candy. They want us to guess the number of pieces of candy for "Holiday Fun."

Thank you @kaitsversionx for being the only good thing about my Monday and for showing up just when I had started crying about this bullsh*t day. 🩷🩷🩷And to the Dallas cowboys for making me laugh after Kait saved the day.

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

15 Nov

When twitter's little bubble comes up that says "Help me write." Bitch, I have a PhD and I have written more papers than chat gpt, I do not need help to write. (I'm also GenX and freely use the ellipse illegally. )

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

15 Nov

When the FBI is trending, I might need to log off before I find out why. 👀

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Hannah Riley

@hannahcrileyy

14 Nov

every day I log on and see some new person nominated to run Trump’s Department of Lead Pipes and Asbestos in Daycares or some shit and all the comments are blue check bros calling it based

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James Tate

@JamesTate121

11 Nov

Manstrual cycle, I am in. 🤣🤣🤣

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Kush | Rep TV when? 🖤

@kush07_

12 Nov

respectful reminder before the holiday drops that the snowglobe you bought for $50 does not need to be resold for $500 two days later. If you’re in a financial situation maybe don’t buy merch in the first place #idk ❤️

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Football’s Greatest Moments

@FBGreatMoments

11 Nov

Back in March of 2023, Travis Kelce tried naming all the head coaches in the NFL. And it was HILARIOUS 😂

From Ari M

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

12 Nov

what do you think, should I reopen my Etsy shop? An example of my work...

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grace

@nicknamebolter

10 Nov

Her correcting her security’s manners I’m ctfu

From Sports Radio 810 WHB

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Taylor Nation

@taylornation13

8 Nov

Also, we couldn’t miss us. 🥹 Congrats, @gracieabrams @gracieshq, on your nomination for… 📒 Best Pop Duo/Group Performance - us. (feat. Taylor Swift)

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Taylor Nation

@taylornation13

8 Nov

The anthology of work that became everything to us is nominated for five #GRAMMYs… 📃 Album of the Year 📃 Record of the Year - Fortnight (feat. @PostMalone) 📃 Song of the Year - Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) 📃 Best Music Video - Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) 📃 Best Pop Vocal…

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

8 Nov

Imagine telling your little girl self, full of fancy and imagined worlds, that one day your life will revolve around Excel.

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

6 Nov

Swifties, spreading vitriol and hate isn't going to make time reverse and elect Kamala. Of course this is the same group of people who convinced us that everyone across the globe hates Americans, so wtf do I know. Just do better.

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

5 Nov

If you didn't love Austin like a brother already, here's your chance. AND repping Notre Dame.

Christina Keen 🐶🦥

@christinakeen89

5 Nov

i love austin so much omg!!!!

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

5 Nov

After being on Swiftie Stan Twitter since 2017, I really was convinced the rest of the globe hates America. Turns out that’s not true. Blue Swifties, check out threads and search “Scotland has entered the chat” or another country of your choosing. It was very helpful today. 🌊

Jaime

@dzzling_haze

5 Nov

Does anyone else wonder what life in college and after college (through today) would have been like without a major depressive episode or enough anxiety to power an entire continent? Sleep without nightmares? Sleep every night?