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Jake: I don’t even know what “halcyon” means Kelly: Ellie Goulding has an album named “Halcyon” Jake: is that Rob Schneider’s daughter? Dan: Elle Gold? Yeah, yeah. For sure Kelly: Yeah. Yes. Uh huh Dan: X’s & O’s Jake: “makin records” Note: Elle King is Rob Schneider’s daughter
Jake: I don’t know anything about cereal. I said it.
Dan: did I talk to you when I was on my morning constututional? Blake: “morning constitutional?!” Dan: is that what you call a walk? Or is that a poop? Jake: no, it’s a walk Blake: sounds like a poop Jake: no, it’s a walk
Dan: I don’t know what a jet is Jake: I was gonna say you’re about to ask me the difference…size? The engine? It has to be about the engine. “The key difference b/w a jet & a plane is to be a jet, a plane has to have a jet engine.” Dingu: typically no propeller on a jet
Dan: how do you know if a dog needs glasses?
“What would you do with my wiener if you were here right now. Will you describe that for me?” -Phone Sex Dan
Dan: what do you guys know about “drop foot?”
Dan: they go on to say “Jones’ offseason of obstinate”…uh, what is this word? “Penury?” Jake: it’s a word I’ve seen many times Dan: is this an “only in journalism word” like Bryan Curtis would say? Jake: I don’t know how to say that word
Blake was right the first time
690 Lawyer: that’s why we need Social Security Dan: like, to be a functioning society that cares about each other Jake: so it doesn’t turn in to Mad Max Dan: I don’t even know what that means Jake: I gotta be honest with you…neither do I
I guess our boys got Ballsacked BUT I can’t tell you how hard I laughed at the idea of remote tribesmen gathered around a laptop on a tree stump furiously beating it to Marge blowing Peter Griffin
Jake: didn’t we lose the Dodo in the 90’s Dan: I think it was like a LONG time ago 690 Matt: i think the 1890’s Jake: oh for real? I thought whenever like I was a kid that was a…
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