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Drew Hoolhorst

@drewber

creative director and word writer. a decidedly okayish dad. I have a black belt in feelings. horrified I'm using effect/affect wrong on a daily basis.

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just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.


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Trump just put my dad in charge of saying I love you


WE KNEW. WE ALWAYS KNEW.

Let’s go @RobertKennedyJr 🙏🏽



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if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.


heretic sure picked a hell of a week to release nationally. a perfect horror film. no notes.


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Steve Kornacki when the camera moves away.


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exhausted | adjective | completely or almost completely depleted of resources or contents


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they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40


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"Why are you on Twitter if you don't like the CEO" buddy I have some news about every product on earth


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Puerto Rico’s in America.


oh, we’re gonna fall in love with buddy.


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I say this all the time but it’s been too long since we’ve had a great pop song that uses the word “prerogative.”


the human embodiment of forcing people to die on his hill.

Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis refused to take any calls from Vice President Kamala Harris about storm recovery. A DeSantis aide told NBC News, “Kamala was trying to reach out, and we didn’t answer”.

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Lying. Not a "false claim" or a "misstatement" or a "different opinion." It's not him "sharpening attacks" or "trying to win favor with swing voters." It's lying. Until we call it what it is, we can't do a thing about it.

Trump: It has been a terrible response from the white house. They are missing a billion dollars that was used for another purpose and nobody has seen anything like that.



this is a real person who works for the government. i hate it here.

Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.



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I think people are more inclined to predict a Trump victory based on 2016, but also the desire to not be wrong/look naive in hindsight. Personally I’ll continue to be hopeful because it doesn’t actually change anything, and neither does spiraling. Just my opinion.


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I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death


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"He is really a family man" -- Melania Trump, who currently does not live with her husband


there really needs to be a pizzeria named “drunk pizza”. immediate success. see you on my yacht.


absolutely wild to feel like we’re having 2016 social gathering conversations again. one second you’re goofing about pygmy hippos and the next you’re candidly laughing about politicians acting absolutely cuckoo bananas and there’s legitimately zero pause between the topics.

Just tried to recap the RFK Jr/Olivia Nuzzi story at a party to normal, healthy individuals and got blank stares and slow blinks



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