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Tim Laird

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Dad. Consultant. Woodworker. I get to choose two of the three.

We just had someone call claiming to be working for @Budget saying that we are responsible for damages to a rental from LAST SEPTEMBER. We noted the damages on pick up and still has paperwork from the rental counter acknowledging them. And we paid for full coverage.


I'm not usually one to hop to Twitter to express frustration, but my wife couldn't figure out how to turn on her seat heater in our Model 3 now that I'm on UI11. I showed her how, but it shouldn't take training to use a basic function. @Tesla @elonmusk when will 11.1 be out?


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A thread for my fellow libertarians on the #HelsinkiSummit:


Finally got everything framed and on my daughter’s wall. @DurdenArt and @CarterEJohnson compliment each other very well.

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Going for the “don’t blame me, I voted for Liberty” look today. @GovGaryJohnson

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Can’t beat this. Not gonna try.

Breaking: #Justify turns down invitation to White House. Asked why, the #TripleCrown winner said “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve finished second.”



Read that as “@filmsack has all the great movie moments” and thought “um...no.”

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Is it too much to ask that @netflix be able to get past 20% on a Friday night?


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All crew, We have updated our privacy policy for all Enterprise crew members. The policy describes how we use internal sensors to generate a transporter signature of your brain and body at the quantum level, and when and how we transmit that info to third-party planets. Worf


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You rang?


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I haven’t read France’s or Britain’s “Constitution,” but I’ve read ours and no where in it is Presidential authority to strike Syria.


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These offensive strikes against Syria are unconstitutional, illegal, and reckless. The next speaker of the House must reclaim congressional war powers as prescribed in Article I of the Constitution. @SpeakerRyan has completely abdicated one of his most important responsibilities.


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Trump signing this massive-spending mystery bill is just your daily reminder that there is no fiscally responsible major party. Voting Republican is not voting for a smaller, less expensive government -- just a different kind of big government that spends on different things.


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This #omnibus bill is the swampiest thing I’ve ever seen in Washington (and I’ve seen a lot of garbage come through Congress). Will @POTUS @realDonaldTrump sign it or veto it?


Finally getting some prints from a few years ago into frames. @scottjohnson @CarterEJohnson

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We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please


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The Constitution only recognizes our rights. It does not grant them. Rights don't come from government.


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That feeling when a Democrat tells you that Trump hasn't paid taxes in two decades and it makes you like Trump. Don't make me like Trump.


I think the pillow craze in hotels has gone overboard.@AnthonyHotels what say you?

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