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Amy Adams fans—it's giveaway time 💪 The fabulous feminist fable Nightbitch is hitting our screens tomorrow, and we're giving away 10 shirts to celebrate 🥳 To enter, RT this post before 12th December. The winner will be contacted via mention! T&C's: brnw.ch/21wPdl6

Everymancinema's tweet image. Amy Adams fans—it's giveaway time 💪 The fabulous feminist fable Nightbitch is hitting our screens tomorrow, and we're giving away 10 shirts to celebrate 🥳 

To enter, RT this post before 12th December. The winner will be contacted via mention!

T&amp;C's: <a style="text-decoration: none;" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://t.co/dvkzgKKRWK">brnw.ch/21wPdl6</a>

I miss that little bird


There’s a new third best Beverly Hills Cop film.


how senior?

dbtelford's tweet image. how senior?

I wish there was a way for my Likes to be public


Can I say something without people getting mad?

Richard Madeley explaining the plot of his new crime novel on Radio 2 just now is two minutes of pure joy, and the most @AccidentalP thing I have ever heard



Here's the thing about living in south London: There are foxes everywhere but they prefer to eat nappies and trash than that insufferable cockerel a few doors down.


Just wait until Brian Cox reads The Kite Runner


In hindsight I should have known this would be harder than, say, losing 20 pounds, running a half marathon, or effecting positive global change in renewable energy usage.

my new year's resolution is to avoid owning any more tote bags.



It’s so weird that Tobey Maguire isn’t in any of the movies called Civil War.


Maybe re-reading The Stand during the onset of a productive cough was a bad idea. 😬🤧😷😵


“Former American footballer”

OJ Simpson: Former American footballer dies aged 76, family says bbc.in/4aq0BTE



Hey @wbpictures you should just delete the new Joker movie like you did to Road Runner 🙏 It’s what the Joker would do.


Win win

'There's no Gavin and Stacey without Fat Friends' bbc.in/4aLcCCR



Just two more days until the algorithm has finished showing us the April Fools posts.


This is Boleyn erasure.

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never tweet


my new year's resolution is to avoid owning any more tote bags.


Politicians today: #ripbozo


“Impromptu”

.@TheRock confirms a live-action remake of “Moana” is happening and celebrates by singing an impromptu version of “You’re Welcome”! #FallonTonight



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