David Mack
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attn @311 I started a kickstarter to pay tribute to your band, and they wrote about it in the @TheAVClub: avclub.com/article/fan-ha…
here's my explainer vid on the #DrakeVsKendrick feud #kendrickvsdrake #DrakeDiss #drakeexposed #kendricklamar 🙌
I did it! I wrote this! I matter!
Gearing up for 4/20? The guy who works at your local dispensary has some recs, including a strain of “Finnegan’s Wake n’ Bake.” nyer.cm/yCJqOJY
much like David Berkowitz, my dog is ALWAYS telling me what to do!! but Loofa only commands me to do nice things!! Like order her an incredible DOGGERCHIEF from @julieklausner!!!! Thank you Julie!❤️❤️❤️
Everything Everywhere All at Once is like if you assembled a group of talented musicians, provided them with really nice instruments, a great venue with great acoustics, but then forced them to play only Primus songs
I love my beautiful daughters their names are Ozempic and Skyrizi :)
I don’t usually get personal on here but I’m literally so fucking sick of walking around my neighborhood and seeing hateful stuff like this directed at me, a guy who likes to drink rain-water
When I check out at a coffee shop I always say “thank you” sooo earnestly and deferentially, so they know I’m ‘real’ and soo nice authentic good boy unlike the other nobody customers
guy who thinks o brother where art thou soundtrack is freak folk
I’d love to fistfight that smug stick figure from xkcd cartoon like shut up you lil nerd
I stand with independent musicians and this week i will be removing all of my music (teeth) from Spotify (my mouth)
My mom is my hero ❤️ every time im feeling low, I know I can call her and hear the same words of wisdom she has taught me since I was a boy: “Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. Seven. One. Six. Eight. Five ”
how come in poems they say “O” like just say “Oh” it honestly fucking sucks
me (trying to sneak my idea into conversation for tacit social approval): we HAVE to listen to the science. I stand with the teachers union. we MUST allow me to smoke a cigarette near the gas pump
“Write every day of your life. Read intensely. Then see what happens”
launching competitor to wordle where you get to hang out with all the letters in VR metaverse. and they actually treat you w respect and don’t let you down the way people always do
I wrote about teaching your parents to FaceTime for @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/teach…
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