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In a World gone mad, there's only one thing to do: GIVE UP AND DIE. But Dark Lord Alice is too stubborn for that. It's time for black magic, ex-Chosen Ones, and alcohol. "I HATE Your Prophecy": a new Dark Lord book by Amazon bestseller Jeff Mach. amazon.com/gp/product/B08…
Remember them? I think it’s rather difficult to forget them. At least, I’d probably have a fairly significant modifier to my saving throw...
Do you remember these? Did you have any of these books? These are what got me interested in D&D as a kid
As I wend my path through the peculiar life of a monster, do you know how many people ask me, “Dark Lord, do you have a collection of some of your most fascinating wisdom?” Absolutely none. None at all. Nobody. Zip, zero, zilch, zorkmid, bupkis, nada. Thank you for attending my…
Has anyone got a catapult we can borrow?
The Moat Monsters are very ill. The last group of Adventurers looked perfectly wholesome, but I think one of them might have been a novelist.
Rubber Ducky has gone carnivore.
I’m not leaving this platform, but if I did, I would communicate exclusively by
Let me give you a real life solution. At Dark Lord Citadel, we’ve found you can ease the adventures into your megadungeon with a simple application of an Oubliette and Oil of Slipperiness.
The biggest problem with running a megadungeon in a larger world is that my players are more interested in the overworld and don't spend enough time in it for me to scratch my megadungeon itch.
Everyone needs more protein. Very hard to conquer the world without it. Very hard to conquer the world with it as well, but that’s not the point.
I recommend every writer start the day with a healthy breakfast.
Why would you leave X when it’s so much fun to fight your enemies without having to throw any punches?
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I don't drink, but sometimes, I just want a faceful of fire.
We feels this, my precious.
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JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CARRIES IT WELL, DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T HEAVY.
Win, lose, or draw, live or die, happy or sad, I have created things of which I am proud, and even vaporizing every trace of them wouldn't erase my having done it; it would just take them away from other people. (And I'm quite used to that by now.) Ultimately, I am complete.
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