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danny kean

@dannykeanmusic

Musician, Singer, song writer, producer, multi instrumentalist. Blind since birth. Youngest inductee into the New York Blues Hall Of Fame.

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#CongratulationsElon You managed to ruin Twitter, but you won't ruin democracy.


Today, I learned a valuable lesson peeps, Holding a glass of milk during an earthquake does not a milkshake it make.


Sometimes, a joke will come to me that is so fun and twisted, and I'd so love to share it with you but then I remember that I'm still in show business, and I like working a lot.


Amidst the chaos of yesterday's storm, I noticed that right out of thin air Katt Williams, Cat Stevens, and Kat Von D, along with Dog the Bounty Hunter, and rappers Snoop Dogg, and Nate Dogg had fallen into my backyard. It was really raining cats and dogs out there!


Why is it called a campaign slogan, and not a run-on sentence?


#FoundInTrumpsBible A mean recipe for Cheeto dip


I considered installing a Chuck E. Cheese style play-pit in my backyard for the neighborhood kids to enjoy, But I didn't have the balls. #BadPuns #SeeWhatIDidThere #YouKnowYouLaughedThough


True story: When I first quit drinking, I felt a lot like Wayne Gretzky, I "missed all of the shots I didn't take."


I'm pretty sure the teller at my local bank is desperate to hook up with me, Every time I go there, I hear her say to her coworkers, "I need to get that guy alone." #DadJokes #BadPuns #SeeWhatIDidThere #Wordplay #YouKnowYouLoveIt


And then there was the time I had to place an extremely pregnant Chihuahua under citizens arrest And while my actions may sound harsh and unnecessary, in my defense, that little bitch was about to litter. #DadJokes #BadPuns #SorryNotSorry #DidYouMissMe


Hey peeps. It's been a while. How have you all been? Has this place fallen apart yet? I've met so many amazing people on here, it would be great to hear from some of you.


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We've got some exciting shows for you this weekend, and tickets are still available! Visit our website now to secure your spot. @Musiqislife @brookemoriber @dannykeanmusic

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#BizarreBreakupLines When dumping a Vegan, "It's not you, it's meat."


#WhenIBuildASnowManIGiveHim the courtesy of throwing two snowballs at the appropriate area


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