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dani

@dani_offline

songwriter, producer, human girl

Joined June 2012
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babe is everything ok? you’ve barely touched your sp-404


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Hawaiian roll just bumped into the curry goat and oxtail on my thanksgiving plate


read 150+ books this year so far

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i said “pussy” on today’s episode of The Daily :) open.spotify.com/episode/6Cbqht…


gazing into the abyss all by yourself gorgeous? 😏


“i hate small talk” is so lame to me!!! small talk is friendly and anticapitalist and builds community. i know this because i have an innate magnetism and southern charm :)


kids these days don’t even read derrida :/

5yo just asked "does stuff just mean what its supposed to mean" and i feel like i need several years and a grant to even begin to answer her



why did no one tell me that antidepressants make it possible to take a selfie without crying!!! i thought that was normal


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I have yet to teach in a berkeley classroom with enough chairs for all my students

The University of California just announced a list of military weaponry it wants in order to escalate its warfare on its students: 3000 rounds of pepper munitions 500 rounds of 40mm impact munitions 12 drones 9 grenade launchers Read the full list here: regents.universityofcalifornia.edu/regmeet/sept24…

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i’ll know i’ve made it when they call me a “recluse” on wikipedia


voting in this election feels like the trolley problem


petition for Stunna Girl to compete on survivor


ah yes a beautiful summer day, the perfect weather to wear a black turtleneck


strawberry sorbet at trader joe’s….they know me so well

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that one homie who's low key a grad student but u keep them around bc they're chill


going to chili’s for date night and he asked if we need to make a reservation 😭


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(Tearing up when its my turn in the rap battle) I hate you I hate you I hate you


accidentally played a sold-out show with a zit sticker on my face ❤️

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