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Croaked

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Joined September 2020
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Whoever finds this in the rubble, this is how we got here.

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Twitter Brown is here! (because nobody can see the color of your shirt)


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MAGA: "Trump would have released Paul Whelan!" REALITY: "Trump had 724 days to do that." MAGA: "Well....Putin wouldn't release him!" REALITY: "Putin offered to release Whelan. Trump said no." MAGA: "Ur, TWITTER! THE BORDER! HUNTER BIDEN!" independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…



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I am so thankful for the support of my husband @GrantWahl's soccer family & of so many friends who've reached out tonight. I'm in complete shock.

U.S. Soccer Statement On The Passing Of Grant Wahl:

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Y’all. There is a timeline where Google buys Twitter for $50B in 2016 then shuts it down in 2017.


Spotify gift cards are bullshit. They only apply to individual premium accounts, even though it’s called a $10/30/60/whatever card. You can’t apply the equivalent value to discounted accounts. This should be illegal, but my guess is they’ll get away with it.


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The House just passed an $858,000,000,000 defense bill and not a single person, nor the media, asked “how are we going to pay for it?” When it’s time fund programs that help poor people, we hear that question from Dems, the GOP, & pundits in the corporate media.


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After I called on @SBAgov to provide disaster relief to small businesses impacted by the #BoltCreekFire, applications for disaster loan assistance are now available! Learn more & see if your business qualifies 👇 kiro7.com/news/local/bol…


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Guy rescues an owl trapped on a rooftop — wait to see how she smiles at him when he feeds her a snack 💛


When we can’t solve simple problems together anymore, dumb complex individual solutions fill the vacuum, or what I just call modern capitalism.

The $949 price for Dyson’s air-purifying headphones is more absurd than the device itself theverge.com/2022/12/8/2349…

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Today, Brittney Griner is coming home. And today, in a stark contrast to Russian oppression, the U.S. Congress is voting to protect marriages just like Brittney's. I'm proud to vote for the Respect for Marriage Act and enshrine marriage equality into law. #LoveIsLove


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Suicidology Update: Pediatric Suicides during the pandemic We now have 26 months of pandemic data to look at the effect of the pandemic on child suicide rates in the U.S. The take-home message is clear. The pediatric suicide rate has NOT CHANGED significantly. /1

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What happened to Herschel Walker last night? The same thing that happens to anyone who stands too close to Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz: he lost his erection.

Walker: This erection is about the people



The real danger of AI are the people who trust too much in its power.


#ChatGPT can do comedy for sure

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#ChatGPT really gettin' the adrenaline-pumping adrenaline-pumping adrenaline-pumping with this review of Pulp Fiction in the style of Thomas Friedman.

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