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Critically Acclaimed D*mbass

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*sweats nervously* | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈 | partnered

Joined November 2013
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Celebrating my birthday by posting some of my favorite photos of me taken this past year

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bisexual means you're annoying in a straight way and pansexual means you're annoying in a gay way. hope this helps

Pansexual and bisexual are functionally identical and acting like they’re different is just self-indulgent hair splitting



Okay do the wizard and I without Michelle Yeoh next

A new version of the ‘Wicked’ soundtrack will be released tonight, featuring modified versions of “Popular” and “Defying Gravity” without dialogue.

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When you get to the open couple’s house and see this you know you’re about to have a very good glass of whiskey

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Every day I wait for an email that says “you’re in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you”


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The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was assasinated ?


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You know, Barry Keoghan isn’t the first man to betray a Carpenter. Let’s open up to John 13:21…


Most are saying the analytics are off because there’s no way they’re in the top % of listeners I’m saying it’s bs bc I listened to joyride 110 times in the 1st WEEK of its release

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Spotify removing some of its best wrapped features for AI is really dumb but listening to these bots pronounce @KeshaRose is sending me


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Such a shame you cancelled it.

Holding space for Kristin Chenoweth this week. #Schmigadoon! — Now Streaming



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just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever

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From Rob Milton

the rebirth begins



WAIT you mean to tell me that my favorite lizard is responsible Ozempic??? Certifiable Gilamonsters Rock Moment

This thing gave us Ozempic and will probably be responsible for saving millions of lives.

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me and jonathan bailey fiyero

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Da Gravity Falls!

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Twin Falls!

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all of my friends hate this meme i made


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