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no one warned me just how much of your 40s is dedicated to trying to get that spot in your sternum to crack and relieve pressure
tell me of your bluesky handles (@mmarmoset was kind enough to give me a code)
My 77 year old father has purchased a flip phone for emergencies and the guy at the store called it a burner phone so he keeps telling me to call his burner phone and I keep texting him for drugs and he doesn’t get it
Every Irish queer, woman and outcast is surely feeling Sinéad’s passing tonight. Back in 2017 when I worked for TENI we got a call from her management asking could she donate her closet to us to as she was downsizing and wanted the clothes to go to trans folk in need. An icon.
i saw a therapist last yr bc i kept feeling like everyone hates me, and my therapist kept saying, "just bc you feel something doesn't mean it's a fact," and about a year later, NBC has a headline story that says "everyone hates this guy" nbcnews.com/pop-culture/me…
what, you don't like having to press 188 buttons per minute and then try to weave in a 189th?
other players: I'm apprehensive to try playing monk monk players: *breakdancing for their lives every battle* why is that
*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up
The more ya think about, the more “darkness has a hunger that's insatiable / And lightness has a call that's hard to hear” is actually the whole ballgame
It's what now
It's #CowAppreciationDay and we're honouring watusi Marge and Maggie 🐮 Did you know? Ankole-Watusi are a type of domestic cattle originating from the Sahara region in Africa. The Ankole-Watusi may be a number of different colours, but are usually red and very social.
i'm just as good at checking my texts as i am at checking twitter but hey sign up now for beta access to my bad jokes
It's #CowAppreciationDay and we're honouring watusi Marge and Maggie 🐮 Did you know? Ankole-Watusi are a type of domestic cattle originating from the Sahara region in Africa. The Ankole-Watusi may be a number of different colours, but are usually red and very social.
my secret cancon shame is that for decades i thought Lovers in a Dangerous Time was a Hip song
If this is one of your 600 posts for the day, it’s important that you see this one.
I need to catch the 20:45 train home so I can be in bed by 10pm
Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
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