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ChristopherSParis

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How would I describe myself? Three words. Hardworking. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

Joined December 2014
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I do not like the University of Florida.


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*guy with vague concept of Christianity* I also remember a father who pardoned his son.


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50. Years. Ago. Today. #justafewfriends

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50. Years. Ago. Today. #justafewfriends

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her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu


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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.


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Before watching the whole video, guess what Xavier Legette was looking forward to eating for Thanksgiving today. 🎥 : @RobertHandyHunt


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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny


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RB&R Day 237 🫘 Verti-Marte


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you come to me, on the monday of a short week requesting real work to be done?

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A secret home remedy for chapped lips is to lick them. Your saliva will moisten the lips and relieve the chapping


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paul skenes winning roty vs paul skenes in a fire truck

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Picture of the champs. 📸 Paul Leavey, @valdostastate

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bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

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Election Day is on a Tuesday because our government cannot compete with Monday Night Football


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Your Holiness, they are 2-6.

The #Saints are formed by the Beatitudes: poor, meek, merciful, hungering and thirsting for justice, seeking peace. They are “filled with God” and incapable of remaining indifferent to the needs of their neighbour. They bear witness to paths of light that we too can trod.



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“talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend” ummm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect beautiful angels & i am god’s least favorite slug


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