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Macrame Chalamet

@courtheart

Television lover, crotchety old man, cheese enthusiast, overbearing mother, butter bitch, she/her

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Made a choice to braise short ribs tonight and I’m living with that while I wait one more hour.


Dahlia calls WiFi hotspots “Hot Pockets” and it’s the cutest thing in the world.


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we used to be a proper country

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Megan Thee Stallion snubbed with 0 GRAMMYs nominations this year.

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Researched the line of succession and…. Oh god

What y'all aren't understanding is that if he dies JD will take over



Georgia you better not embarrass me tonight.


My sticker looks like an angry fart, and you know what…

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PS fix my algorithm!


Decided far too late that I want to be Goldmember for Halloween.


Got fruit flies in your home? No worries. Use my “Having a nice glass of wine before bed” method to have them all land right in your glass.


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“But I say ‘Show me the receipts!’ Cause why would Xi Jenping wanna flood my basement and flood my bowflex? To what end?? 🎶 Tooo what end?!”

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I love Wicked and I am very excited!! But stay out of my pockets!! I have a young theatre lover on my hands!!

Wicked x Build A Bear.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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taking children away from families that can’t afford to care for them…..placing them in foster homes that receive aid from the city to care for them…..instead of giving the said aid to the struggling family!!

What's a scam that's so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore?



Can we PLEASE BRING BACK COLOR?!?! Did we learn nothing from Barbie? People yearn for color!

New look at “Defying Gravity” in ‘WICKED’

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Atlanta Motor Speedway has opened up the gates for Hurricane Milton evacuees. Please share if you have followers in the Georgia or Florida areas.

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flying under the radar today: claudia sheinbaum being sworn in as mexico’s president north america’s first female elected head of state

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