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Christian

@christianmattp

creative nonfiction writer, social media obsessed, nonbinary animation fan

Joined August 2010
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.@FranceskAlbs perfectly deconstructs the bad faith question “does Israel have the right to exist?”


i came home from campus after 6 hours to my apartment door open (very lucky nothing was disturbed), and the worst part, is that two emergency plumbers from my apartment complex (that i did not call) were in my apartment as i left for campus


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hey so they are actually using the haka to protest the bill that’s going to erase the treaty of waitangi and take away indigenous rights and recognition in our country so unless you’re cheering them on shut the fuck up please 👍

If you think US politics is crazy take a look at New Zealand.



and now I'm hearing from multiple sources in multiple university offices that all DEI offices will reduce down to bare minimum budgets in an attempt to stay open while not costing the university more federal funding due to idaho senate bill 1357 sooo that fucking sucks


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he's crashing out so baddd im cryingg lmfaooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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truly my favorite part because i was so convinced by the happenstance that things would work out that the plot would twist in this way, earlier than it actually would, and part of that is bringing the context of a different standard of self scrutiny and beauty to my viewing

the scariest part of the substance bc it’s real



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the scariest part of the substance bc it’s real


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seems like nobody is actually my friend

my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in



i yearn for Tabatha Takes Over to be revived


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imagine if Jewish ppl received an antisemitic text…lord they would’ve tracked these individuals down

Numerous Black American students have reported receiving spam racist text messages following the election results.

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when people say "you only live once" i'm pretty sure they mean i should buy this gigantic rupee cushion

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Joe Biden was America’s first Catholic Vice President lol.

Congratulations to America’s first Catholic Vice President

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Artwork got so popular its getting misinterpreted already is this how fandom characters feel

“Why do you care about labels so much?”

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taking a break from election coverage to finally watch the new Lingo hosted by RuPaul and theres a surprising amount of rupuls backside


election coverage is like alcohol: poison!


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Carly Rae Jepsen performed “Psychedelic Switch” at Kamala Harris’ election eve rally in Philadelphia. She performed along with Lady Gaga at that night.

From italo

truly like five(? six?) cop cars are pulled up into my apartment’s driveway. two parked in the entry/on the street, one parked next to my car, two more past it filling up what i can see of the rest of the driveway


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What the heck is wrong with people?! It's a FREAKING LEGO MAN! *throws computer off of roof*

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For those of you wondering how I moved in my LEGO cosplay 😂



tried encouraging the six people in front of me last night to stop letting strangers cut in front of them and they were probably thinking “why’s this gay care bear telling me to stand up for myself” (i was not wearing the mascot head at the bar)

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i don't often participate in genAI discussion but nintendo making an elaborate luigi jack-o-lantern with a stencil available to the public, while windows couldn't bother to carve four squares into a pumpkin is a perfect comedic set-up and punchline.

Noticed how they did it better than windows

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