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Khalid خالِد

@chortoqiy

🇺🇿🇯🇵, yarim stavka tanqidchi, self-taught Michelin chef 👨‍🍳 , armchair expert 🤓

Joined February 2021
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Oldimda bir germon qaynatilgan tuxumni archilmagan holatida qoshiq bilan yeb o’tiripti 😄😳😳😳


Hukumat nasha-hashish biznesi bilan shug’ullanishini bilmasdim, endi bilvoldim.

Masalan siz biron bir biznes, ish boshlamoqchisiz, lekin hukumat unga cheklovlar qo'ygan bo'lsa, biling-ki hukumatning o'zi ham shu zo'ravonlik bilan shug'ullanayotgan bo'ladi.



Misol uchun mening buvim 42 yoshida birinchi nevarasini ko’rgan 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hurmatli qizini erta erga berib 18-21 yoshda 1-3 farzadli bo'lishi kerak deguvchilar ko'rib turganingizda 40 yaqinlashib ham ona bo'lsa bo'ladi. 40 bu hassa tutadigan allaqachon buvi bo'ladigan yosh emas.



Ahil bo’linglar! 👋🏻 Aytishlaricha shunaqa rasm joylamasa trubulent oqim bo’lib, ko’ngil aynirakan ))

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Mlyaa yomon qiptiyu 😂🤣

delivery for City

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- What do you call an Uzbek boy who always says no? - NoSir

- What do you call an Uzbek girl who doesn’t know a & an articles? - AnOrA



- What do you call an Uzbek girl who doesn’t know a & an articles? - AnOrA

-What do you call an Uzbek girl who's never been to a bar? - BarNo



Yangi meme qilib ishlatsa bo’larkan😅🫴🏻

🫣 my new favorite uzbek brand

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+1 в гараж😁😁😁

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Familyani birida buyam 😅

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Bugun ertalab prikol vaziyat bo’ldi 😂 Nonushta qilib o’tirganda birorta foydaliro video qo’pqo’yay dedimda, YouTubega kirib lenta qarab chiqdim. O’ziyam rosa qidirdim, qarasam nonushta tugab qopti. 🤣 Keyin turib sekin ishga qarab ketaverdim indamay ))


Endi boy bo’lish ham ayb bo’pqoldi ))

don't marry rich get Rich together✅



U dunyoyu bu dunyo #arxivdan

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350$ turadigan yashil baqani tuqumi😹

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I think we need to go full “Amir Temur” mode, and remind some history for using derogatory language, huh?

Hakikaten tek mağdur başörtüsü burda aw



Kazakh bros, find this pajeet and teach him a lesson. @KazEmbassyIndia

चमचों जिहादियों किधर हो बे? यह देखो कजाकिस्तान की कली नाज़नीन और जरीना मेरे साथ कैसी लग रही है? अब मुझे जन्नत मिलेगी?

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Menda esa xonadoshimniki )) Xonadoshimni tan-jonlari sog’ bo’lsin, ja shinavanda bolada )

Meni ba'zilardan farqim rasmlarimdagi iPhone o'zimniki ))



Huddi menga yo’naltirilganday tuyuldi 🥲🫤🗿

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Paxtalar hamma yerda bor.

Jon Jones hands his UFC heavyweight championship belt to President @realDonaldTrump 💪🏼🇺🇸



Bugungi osmon filtrsiz

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