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Chloe Ellis

@chloeellis95

Joined October 2014
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Forgot I’m an ordained priest @Ross_petty 😂😂

The religion Dudeism takes inspiration from the main character ‘The Dude’ in the 1998 film The Big Lebowski. There are over 400,000 ordained Dudeist priests worldwide, and the founder is called the Dudely Lama.



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do not buy the sun. pass it on #thescum


“Siri, play that’s so Raven theme tune on Spotify”


What does duddery mean?


When you’re old I’ll shoot you in the head


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@HertsPolice Do you have advice for people stuck on the A10 near Hertford?


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Lots of people asking me what I’ve been up to recently. @FayeCarruthers

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RT AND FOLLOW @footyaccums to win a brand new 2019/20 football shirt of YOUR choice! ⚠️ Winner will be picked on Monday @ 12pm ⚠️ GOOD LUCK! 💫💫💫

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You have 3 choices, but you don’t get to choose.. “you sound like a shit genie” 🧞‍♂️


Has she got alpacino? No alpaca... “do you mean alopecia?”


“I feel like a slinky”


I was looking at that Buddha...


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Getting cute messages from bae like

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“Looks like you’ve been fingering an Orangutan”


My sisters like a sausage


My nephew is a packet of wotsits


“I thought it was a little pack.. I should have judged by the size”


My mum swam the English Camel


She’s pissing all over me today


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