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Although mass murderers (whether school-age or postgraduate) on average tend to kill more people, serial killers were much more individualistic and just had fucking panache. Really a generational loss


Whoever wins, I think we can all agree that the best part about this bullshit is seeing the losing side completely meltdown on Twitter (doesn't matter that you own this shit site Elon, only homos call it X)


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getting molested) you outta pocket slime


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What the hell happened in 1986

Meet the man with no rape case since 1987.

P2zzy's tweet image. Meet the man with no rape case since 1987.


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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.


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Tried to start one of those pedo hunter Twitch streams but me and the sex offender really hit it off and I took him out for a steak dinner


This has to be an amazing time to be alive if you hate Jews and/or Muslims. I bet neo-nazis and klansmen are just bustin in their pants on the daily. Has anybody heard from Richard Spenser in awhile or did he just drown in his own fluids?


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That comma is holding on for dear life

All in, my ass.



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Guys tell every woman they enter that they have a tight pussy because they are just to excited to be there

We tell all of them that



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We are all waaaaaay too fucking casual about Mount Rushmore’s existence. The odds of a mountain forming that way are staggeringly low.


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*car almost hits me while biking* nice try boeing

I was a baby consultant

JuniperFolly's tweet image. I was a baby consultant


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i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

UncleDuke1969's tweet image. i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

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Hurts like hell but anything to make the ladies happy

chromesandwich's tweet image. Hurts like hell but anything to make the ladies happy

Did you know that they actually give you a medal if you’re on the right side of history?


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To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics


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lying until the last minute. committed to the bit i'll give him that much

OJ Simpson assured fans he was in good health in final video before cancer death trib.al/HhWepxu

nypost's tweet image. OJ Simpson assured fans he was in good health in final video before cancer death trib.al/HhWepxu


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sex with depressed guys is better because this is all they’re living for


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(Completely missing the area to feel someone’s pulse) He’s dead


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If we’re in a car accident and the car is violently rolling over repeatedly, and I look over, and his body is just helplessly flailing around like a rag doll….. I’m gonna get the ick. Pull yourself together. This is embarrassing for you.


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In September 2019, Emma Schols saved all of her 6 kids from their burning home, running room to room, floor to floor. Even though she was bleeding and losing skin, hair burnt like coal, she kept going. Emma got 93% burn injuries, yet still survived.

Morbidful's tweet image. In September 2019, Emma Schols saved all of her 6 kids from their burning home, running room to room, floor to floor. Even though she was bleeding and losing skin, hair burnt like coal, she kept going. Emma got 93% burn injuries, yet still survived.

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