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If your Direct comes off as a little too direct. Safety reminder: when choosing to be direct, try to do it in a way that will deescalate the situation, and remember that you can also check in on the person being hurt.
The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job
Being an adult is buying sushi in large quantities and then eating it alone in your bed at 1 am 💁🏻♀️
Y’all I need some help. I keep drinking wine instead of doing crunches. This ever happen to y’all?
brain: did we get anything done this weekend? me: no brain: ok then at least we relaxed me: somehow also no
The real bullshit of 2020: COVID gives you body aches but you can’t get a massage because you have COVID. If y’all ain’t afraid of dying I need a back rub. Also haven’t tested positive yet but if this ain’t COVID, it’s something just as ugly.
When you are too anxious to talk to your Uber driver but too manic to not dance to his music 🙃
turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound
Any of the rest of you only have giant spiders in your room on the nights you gotta be up early the next day or just me? 🙃🙃
If you tell me you’ve gotten a decent night’s sleep in the last month I’m going to assume you’re either a wizard or a sociopath
Get ready ya’ll.
How long | ____/ I’m in | Quarantine | / | _____/ | / |/__________________ How much I overshare on the internet
Do I want iced coffee or do I want a reason to spend money and something to distract me from my perpetual state of burnout to get a daily dose of dopamine ™
Only benefit of a spouse that works nights: no one has to witness me creeping through the house to eat a fudge round at 1am like a raccoon. 🤷🏻♀️
If the work week didn’t already exist and someone pitched the idea of everyone working 5 out of every 7 days they’d get thrown in a volcano
I double fisted two lattes this morning. I thought it would make me more productive but now I'm just looking at dog videos faster & with slightly more anxiety.
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