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cella

@cellapaz

i’m a piece of work

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12 Oct 2022

torn between going to the full-sized candy neighborhood or to the drugs in the candy neighborhood

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can’t believe this guy ate rfk jr’s brain and now vaccines are going to be illegal

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13 Nov

first trump won the election and now it’s john krasinski winning people’s sexiest man alive…. another devastating tuesday night

From azi’s clipbook

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12 Nov

No one told me that so much of life is just asking your own body to cooperate

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8 Nov

How to have a good marriage: 1. Hold hands 2. Cuddle 3. Take out the trash like I have been telling you to do ALL DAY Craig

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8 Nov

my mental health is secure also my mental health:

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7 Nov

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8 Nov

Funny how Cher believes in life after love, yet would still like to turn back time.

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7 Nov

Why are they called teeth grills and not chewellery?

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7 Nov

me on halloween: i wish spooky season wouldn’t end me after the election: not like that

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8 Nov

Billionaires shouldn't exist (Taylor's version)

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7 Nov

Remember when someone said remember when and you could?

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7 Nov

omg babe 😳 your whole empire of dirt?

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6 Nov

Can you die from losing respect for too many people at once

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5 Nov

Gentle reminder that tomorrow we can’t all have panic attacks at the same time so please stick to the schedule

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4 Nov

We're not going back (whether he likes it or not).

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3 Nov

An extra hour in 2024 is like a free bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

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2 Nov

[on a ladder vacuuming trees so I don't have to rake]: everyone else is stupid

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2 Nov

I was a gifted child. I have become a tired adult. No one is special.

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2 Nov

[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a third Duran

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1 Nov

Just learning some people call tater tots "tater nuggets" and I can't decide what emotion this is eliciting perhaps all of them

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