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Emmy Wegleitner

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I reveal tricks to be successful with dating.

Joined November 2010
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Into each life some rain must fall, some days be dark and dreary. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


I can't come to work today, I have Ecoli.


LATE FOR WORK EXCUSES: 1. I decided to take a short cut so I could get to work early but made a wrong turn. 2. I opened the door to...


Drive thy business, or it will drive thee. Benjamin Franklin


I am thinking about getting a 1976 Aston Martin Lagonda for a new car!


I just got a cocktail for a gift!


If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.


I was absent from school last week because I was bitten by a snake and died, but luckily I was reincarnated this morning.


Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch. Ivern Ball


Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster!


Sorry. I thought I had already put in my 2 weeks' notice.


I am thinking about getting a Honda Element LX Automatic for a new car!


I just can't stop listening to One Of The Boys by Katy Perry!


I've used this one as a student many times and each time it has worked. Just say that your mom takes you and all your siblings to school ...


I don't know if I'll be able to make it in today. The hamster is loose in the house somewhere and if I don't find it and put it back in i...


I walk everyday getting to and from work, also going home for lunch. One day, going back to work from lunch, I startled a female robin (m...


I can't come in to work today because there are too many people playing "Power Trip" and I don't know who to report to anymore.


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