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SO BARRY HATES KILLING PEOPLE, THE THING HE IS BEST AT, AND JUST WANTS TO ACT. BILL HADER ACTUALLY SAID IT IS SIMILAR TO HOW SNL WAS DESTROYING HIS MENTAL HEALTH BUT THE ONLY THING HE COULD DO WELL AT THAT POINT IN HIS CAREER WAS IMPRESSIONS.

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resist ✊🏻

wyd in this situation ?



me when i knew i was running out of my prescription so i called my doctor on thurs/fri they still didnt fill it i finally got them to fill it monday afternoon when i was fully out of the meds then i drove to the pharmacy at 6 pm and the pharmacy was on fire

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losing all my innocence in the backseat

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got my ass

Wrong. These are actually the girls that are attracted to me and my friends



me obsessively reading and watching “say nothing”

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i have not read your tv pilot sample that you sent me three months ago about which you were probably wondering forgive me i am very disorganized and addicted to my phone


me to my stove every morning before i leave for work (i have ocd)

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trump names peepee head of poopoo


doing this next time someone sends me a paragraph text


a lifehack for working with straight men is wearing a mets hat.


i’m gay and i can list forty men off the top of my dome that deserve this more

John Krasinski has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

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i am the victim of not one (1) but two (2) long paragraph texts from ppl i was going to go on a first date with in the past 24 hours. 1 like = 1 prayer.


the guy who i went to hs with who voted for trump and when he won posted “builders not beurocrats”

plans for today

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and that is why i love it

the thing about Hinge is that it all just feels like having to reply to emails, big sense of obligation and everyone is mad at you



i need to move to europe i need to buy a gun i need to apply to business school i need to write a novel i need to get better at pool i need to


…well…wont be saying shit like this today i can tell u that much

My only beef with Hillary is that at age 6 I said I wanted to be first woman prez and my mom said that HRC would probably beat me to it.



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