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ditch witch

@carla2mac

to a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish

Joined April 2015
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I made myself breakfast then I pooped it all out, heaven knows I’m miserable now


I yapped about baldur’s gate to all of our uber drivers last night it rocked


my physical therapist calling my pre surgery numbers “very strong”….she didn’t know how bad I needed that


Damn acab unfortunately includes Katy O’Brian


i’m gutted over this

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My old family dog (Mocha if youre a real one) and Sandy played together in my dream last night :’-)


I wish I could google where I put things in my house


They’ve been doing construction at the end of our road for so long and it’s finally reopened and it somehow looks worse


mom called me today to ask what a twink was


Herbs AND spices? Buddy you’ve got yourself a deal


*tips hat* m’lort


love when the road texture changes right at the county line, like ok someone didn’t consult with their neighbor (driving across Kansas tweet)


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i know how elevators work. you press 'up' and the lightness of your heart carries you heavenward. or 'down' and the earth tenderly pulls you close


Trying to partake in hunky girl summer this year


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You should be able to pay for the bar tab with raw materials


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been referring to doing things “nasty style” (eg “do you want me pull you an espresso nasty style?”) no one in my life knows what it means and they all hate it


the weekend of the mini means finding out everyone you kind of know is apparently a runner now?


LA is riddled with dilfs


katy somehow made a pesto pici that tastes exactly like weed


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