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Chris Donald

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Millionaire 80s fart joke magnate turned Poundland local radio soul DJ

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My imaginary Soul Club reopens tonight, 10pm till 1 am, live locally on Nova Radio North East 102.5fm, and available live or to listen back to worldwide at novaradio.co.uk


For anyone wondering when Chris Donald's Soul Club will be returning to BBC Newcastle & BBC Tees on Friday nights, I'm afraid it won't. They told me it was being closed temporarily due to Covid-19, but they now tell me they have no plans to re-open it.


If you want to find out why Channel 4 News' Economics Editor Helia Ebrahimi is waving her knickers at my bedroom window, you'd better get down to Donald Trumps, tomorrow (Tuesday) night at The Stand in Newcastle. £6 to get in. Doors open 7.30.

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Looking forward to delivery of a replacement Hozelock connection part (hose reel to pipe) which will enable me to water flowers, etc.


Halloween Party tonight at me imagniary Soul Club, 10 till 1 BBC Newcastle & BBC Tees. And available worldwide on iPlayer. Fancy dress competition after 11. Entries welcome. "Promising vocal talent" Judi Jackson is the turn, she's on live in the final hour. Be there, or don't.


Mate of mine's a Geordie stand up... working on a Two Ronnie's tribute act. Mind, he's struggling with the fawaa candles sketch.


I thought of a joke. Ahem. Went to see an opera singer last night. Placebo Domingo. He couldn't actually sing... but I enjoyed it.


Donald Trump must be seriously GIB to pull all them top models. Bet he looks sexy in the morning, with his ruffled hair, trying to keep it out of the frying pan as he cooks their breakfasts. If any of them stayed that long...


On my radio show tonight... a Northern Soul stomper written by Marie Antoinette (former Queen of France)... and me talking shit. Don't miss Chris Donald’s Soul Club, BBC Newcastle & BBC Tees, Saturday, 10pm till 1am. And available worldwide on iPlayer.


Competitive poster designs for our forthcoming event. It's on Sunday and we're still not sure what we'll be doing. Just seemed like a good name.

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Northumbria Uni offer 'Global Geordies' course to 'explore global impact North East has had on world' including cultural impact of Viz. Wonder if they'll mention rejecting my application for Business Studies in 1978, and repeatedly hoying me out of student union for selling Viz?


Welcome to my latest Tweet, faithful followers. I've been soundproofing the floor above our living room.

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It's the 100th edition of my Soul Club tonight, 10pm BBC Newcastle & BBC Tees. Available on the internet.

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I present a radio show on BBC Newcastle, Saturdays 10pm till 1am. It's bit like Viz, except it's a radio show, soul music, and no swearing.


It's great to have people liking a tweet, and replies to a tweet, I never twatted, but I don't understand Twitter. Leave my phone alone.


This is my welly bench, for sitting on while changing in and out of wellies, not for the wellies themselves.

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Thank you, to all of my 758 followers, for your patience. Here is my latest Tweet: Today I made a welly stand out an old chest of drawers.


This is festive. Best of order please. Give the lad a chance. youtube.com/watch?v=RSYVz8…


@BBCLocalLover @Bob_Fischer Bureau have had 3 plays on my Soul Club @ BBC Newcastle, Archie Brown 3 and Geoff Blyth 1


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