Callie Storie
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remember when we would name facebook albums really dramatic song lyrics like "these are the times we'll remember breaking the city's heart together" and then it would just be a series of mirror pictures taken on a digital camera of you & your friends in the on the border bathroom
and the color palette is all wrong!!! we need the WB warm orangey filter
you can have the actors wear all the uggs and tracksuits your heart desires, but putting zero effort into period accurate hair and makeup means it was all for nothing
here are the rules to various sports husband 🤝🏻 that rugby player's sister created girl dinner wife
If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist
did Wyna Liu write this
you can have the actors wear all the uggs and tracksuits your heart desires, but putting zero effort into period accurate hair and makeup means it was all for nothing
this reminds me of the time @thejordangreen sat down at my table at a coffee shop and I said "I can't do this anymore" and the girl next to me swiveled her head in anticipation of tea but I was just talking about homework
Un Bar aux Folies-Bergère, by Édouard Manet, 1882, 📸 via Jenny Fogarty
me after reading every single a quote tweet of “what art piece do you think about constantly”
me and the girls after listening to GUTS by Olivia Rodrigo
I had to wait in a long line to get into the movie theater parking garage yesterday and I entertained myself by guessing which movie people were going to based on their outfit and was so excited to finally yell out BOPPENHEIMER when someone was wearing a pink shirt and camo pants
barbie/oppenheimer is doing disturbing things to my brain. walked by a guy wearing a black shirt and pink pants and was like “he must be going to the movies.” he’s just wearing clothes
the producers would have had to make @therosskimball change his backstory bc I would have immediately brought up his gilmore guys podcast episodes
sad a tv show can never prank me into winning money with an elaborate ruse because i’d immediately recognize every d-list actor they hired
Scene in a Tavern, by David Teniers the Younger, 1640
rewatching friday night lights and like a lot of insane things happen in season 2 but maybe the one I get the most obsessed over is how they have two one tree hill actors that are the same age on an episode but one plays a student and one plays a teacher
oh nooo I clicked on an ad for expensive clothes and now my algorithm thinks I'm rich 😭😭
I think my favorite holiday tradition is the inaugural comparison of weights since everyone saw each other last. "you lost weight!" "I look fat. but you lost weight! have you stopped eating?" "everyone looks great compared to us!" 10/10 not traumatizing at all
Scenes from a road trip My mom and I are sitting in silence listening to the "Classic Road Trip Songs" playlist Mom in her sweetest voice: "well it sounds like Billy Joel is just the biggest drunk now"
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