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It’s okay to be black. It’s okay to be white. It’s okay to be religious. It’s okay to not be religious. It’s okay to be straight. It’s okay to be gay. But it’s never okay to refer to Calpurnia as Finn Wolfhard’s band.
Malcom: *never posts on Instagram, or any social media, never shows any signs of life* Malcolm, randomly, on a *lit* Saturday night:
me at this point in the summer because calpurnia isn’t playing any shows and I know I won’t have the same amazing nostalgic summer as last year when calpurnia released their EP and played 378495 shows and festivals and everyone was happy knowing their favorite band was alive
Calpurnia Big time Rush 🤝 Not releasing an Album even though Everyone begs them to
waiting for calpurnia to go on another tour, release an album, and come back from the dead
wait isn’t that finn wolfhard guy also in IT , about to be in upcoming films like the turning, ghostbusters, THE GOLDFINCH??? and also has other side projects like a band and hm idk being the new face of saint laurent...? you’re right though, so irrelevant.
Me explaining to calpurnia that they have to release an album for the sake of my mental health: Calpurnia:
The letter box: p-please give me o-one more chance, Jack. I promise I will shine brighter this time. Jack:
Conspiracy: Calpurnia is Lil Nas X. Look! I got the horses in the ba[c]k Horse t[a]ck is attached Hat is matte black Got the boots that's b[l]ack to match Ridin' on a horse, ha You can whi[p] yo[u]r Po[r]sche I bee[n] [i]n the v[a]lley You ain't been up off the porch, now
Aylas mom when she was pregnant with Ayla: | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | a badass \ | legend | | / | / | / | |
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