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Chelsea Farnam

@callmechelsea

I used to love it here 💙

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Anybody know if cars are making it over to Brooklyn? I don’t want to get stranded on a bridge for an hour in the world’s most expensive Uber #nyc #flood


Most delightful thing I’ve read in a while

People who hate NY don’t know how to live in NY and this is how to live in NY: grubstreet.com/2023/09/dwight…



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I'm hiring at @Instagram and am on the lookout for a designer who meets the following criteria: • 10+ years of experience • Very strong at product thinking, craft, and prototyping • Based in NYC or SF (or open to relocation) If this is you or you know someone, drop me a DM.


People who eat all the M&M’s out of the trail mix and put the bag back should go to prison no parole


Can someone explain to me what room temperature semiconductors mean for climate change? It is the only thing I care about.


Guess I shouldn’t have taken all my Twitter swag to the fabric recycling drop off yesterday. (True story)


Only a split second, but maybe the most critical frame in the movie

One thing in Oppenheimer I haven't been able to get out of my head is that brief insert of black gloves in that one flashback with Florence Pugh. Nolan was really in his horror mode.



I swear I was going to get up at 7 and be productive. She simply will not allow it

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Noooooooo did this happen to any other ex-Tweeps? RIP my free bookmarks and sneaky custom settings 😭

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In 10 years living in New York, this is definitely the most exquisite spring I have ever experienced. Can’t get over it!


Met a coworker in person for the first time today and they didn’t recognize me. “I thought you were someone from sales.” 👀👀👀 I’m sorry it’s over for you hoes I’m in my sales babe era now


lol american government is so unserious. this is not a democracy it is a bravo show


I don’t understand this. You can’t murder people on the subway. Period. Especially not because they are … yelling? Fuck this entire debate. It’s murder. We all know it.


There is nothing coconut water cannot heal


It’s sexist that there are sofas for boyfriends in women’s clothing stores when there are no nail salons for girlfriends in Lowe’s. (Posted from the Lowe’s parking lot, where I have been for approximately the length of a manicure.)


Was the removal of the blue checks an April fools joke? 👀👀👀


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y’all do you realize how close this was to being on April 1st


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