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If I Only Had A Brian

@caljett55

Relax kid, it's just me and my big mouth. Full of #gay irony, adjectives, and eyebrows. I'm not judging you. Well, not to your face at least. #zaddy

Joined June 2008
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Did they count Monstro ElisaSue’s ballot? That’s at least 5 more right there. @TryTheSubstance


Good going stranger. Desperately Seeking @Madonna as Susan for #halloween2024

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Girlie Show Madonna and…um…Katya #showusyourcostume

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Hey @TryTheSubstance …don’t know whether I should thank you or run screaming. Either way, pump it up with Sue.


Thank you @TiffanyAndCo for making my wedding platinum. Here’s a little inspirational ad campaign.

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Holy Merde!

When in doubt, say something French.



Well look at that. #VaccinesWork and aren’t tracking you. Yes, you know who you are. Check out ivyleaguescience's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZM8cWabV7/


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I really do love this time of year — the Christmas music, the twinkle lights, the woman in front of me in line at Costco who just told her husband, “We can give your cousin a pile of dog shit for all I care.”


Say “Cut!” already Hathaway. On second thought, don’t. #TCMParty #Niagara


The one and only @kylieminogue just made this dreary #NYC day a pure #InfiniteDISCO with the arrival of DISCO Guest List Edition CD/DVD/BluRay. Come see us!

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On November 12th we’re heading back to the dance floor with ✨DISCO: Guest List Edition ✨ with @yearsandyears, @jessieware, @dualipa and the legendary @gloriagaynor!!!! Kylie.lnk.to/DiscoGuestList… … Join us!!!! 💓💓💓💓


I mean, really who doesn't? @katya_zamo

I love Elisabeth Shue



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I love Elisabeth Shue


Eek. Coming to Netflix Sept 1. Could use some advice from @VancityReynolds: Should I just cancel Netflix now?

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This guy is just…everything. @danjlevy

I love Elisabeth Shue



Hey @Starbucks my Venti Iced Americano went a little #selfie crazy this morning in @CentralParkNYC So full of himself sometimes.

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How about y'all have 24 hours to respond to my lawyers 💜

I love Elisabeth Shue



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How it started vs. How it’s going 😉

I love Elisabeth Shue



Walking into the office Monday morning first time in 14 months like this. @BetteMidler taught me everything I know, what can I say?


Right?

“You are so severely blessed.” Ok @RuPaulsDragRace wrap it up



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