califlour_'s profile picture. #1 blimp fan | they/she | still pisses the bed

cali

@califlour_

#1 blimp fan | they/she | still pisses the bed

Joined July 2012
Similar User
HUULIAA's profile picture. don’t look at me

@HUULIAA

Pinned

since making bread is becoming popular, here’s this mutant. about a year ago i got really depressed and started learning to bake bread with my friend. his name is larry.

califlour_'s tweet image. since making bread is becoming popular, here’s this mutant. about a year ago i got really depressed and started learning to bake bread with my friend. his name is larry.

cali Reposted
ADHDForReal's tweet image.

cali Reposted

I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:


getting real close to tweeting an army of Lord of the rings info


just saw hozier live and still not convinced he exists in our world

god i wish hozier was real



cali Reposted

One thing you need to know about me is that I support a woman’s right to be insane


cali Reposted

happy international womens day lift each other up woohoo that being said fuck all of you bitches who talk shit on me


cali Reposted

for a small fee, i will attend your enemy’s new play reading and ask “but why this story now?”

For a small fee, I will attend your enemy's recital and tell them at the end "Gosh, that's hard repertoire," while shaking my head half-sympathetically and half-judgmentally



no but seriously, yall have to recognize that therapy isn’t free and therefore isn’t accessible under capitalism. go to therapy is good advice, but understand that capitalism forces a lot of people to just continue on with untreated severe mental illness. this should enrage you


the reverse of this is having a childhood so traumatic that you still dream about it to this day 👍

Did anyone else have a dream so traumatizing as a kid that you still remember it today?



cali Reposted

*tap tap*

BlackRedGuard1's tweet image. *tap tap*

cali Reposted

Hey Emily? Hey Emily Axford? You gonna pay for my therapy if you take away my emotional support tiefling??????


my partner had a job interview this morning that i forgot about and when i woke up i came out of the room yelling “THE GOBLIN IS HERE RICHARD” in a goblin voice. i will never recover.


cali Reposted

Hey quick question what do you mean spring break i believe in you part one is 3 hours and part two is five


i still love blimps don’t forget


hahahahah everyone definitely hates me


ketchup is for children and if you’re an adult who regularly uses ketchup i don’t respect you

what opinion will you defend like this?

y2khunter's tweet image. what opinion will you defend like this?


califlour_'s tweet image.
califlour_'s tweet image.
califlour_'s tweet image.
califlour_'s tweet image.
This post is unavailable.

United States Trends
Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.