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since making bread is becoming popular, here’s this mutant. about a year ago i got really depressed and started learning to bake bread with my friend. his name is larry.
I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:
just saw hozier live and still not convinced he exists in our world
One thing you need to know about me is that I support a woman’s right to be insane
happy international womens day lift each other up woohoo that being said fuck all of you bitches who talk shit on me
for a small fee, i will attend your enemy’s new play reading and ask “but why this story now?”
For a small fee, I will attend your enemy's recital and tell them at the end "Gosh, that's hard repertoire," while shaking my head half-sympathetically and half-judgmentally
no but seriously, yall have to recognize that therapy isn’t free and therefore isn’t accessible under capitalism. go to therapy is good advice, but understand that capitalism forces a lot of people to just continue on with untreated severe mental illness. this should enrage you
the reverse of this is having a childhood so traumatic that you still dream about it to this day 👍
Did anyone else have a dream so traumatizing as a kid that you still remember it today?
Hey Emily? Hey Emily Axford? You gonna pay for my therapy if you take away my emotional support tiefling??????
my partner had a job interview this morning that i forgot about and when i woke up i came out of the room yelling “THE GOBLIN IS HERE RICHARD” in a goblin voice. i will never recover.
Hey quick question what do you mean spring break i believe in you part one is 3 hours and part two is five
ketchup is for children and if you’re an adult who regularly uses ketchup i don’t respect you
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