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▴ aliens if u watching, shout out I love u guys

Joined July 2020
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all these tweets about red flags yet I still can't recognize them lmao


I messed up my wrist real bad today. overtime pay not worth the grind.


i have overtime all weekend and can't enjoy my friday so im just gonna lay in bed and watch anime:)))


my bad mood has been alleviated by listening to pray for plagues all day


I broke my bed and it wasn't even sex, just my fat ass


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i always leave it late to get my prescription and then die for like 4 days while I wait why do I do this to myselffff


id give a nut to go lost lands


worst thing about being an adult now is them predators in town that wanna know how much my gas bill is?? like seriously bro I'm on my lunch break.??


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get rich quick scheme: jus make a reaction/meme channel and steal everyone else's content x


idk why but my saliva is no longer good enough to hold rizla together.. it's not even a one off its like every cig


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we’ll be 4 horsemen deep into apocalypse and still going to work


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wish i could send texts to my cat


I flicked toothpaste in my eye ball this morning and I've still not recovered


I'm too clumsy to date anyone that wears white jeans


I just wanna sit in a hoodie but no cos someone left the sun on


am allowed to moan about the sun cos I don't moan about the cold and I'm telling u this is too much


finally got a phat mod list set up for Fallout 4 this weekend and the second I left the vault and set up all the options a rad roach called rad zilla jumped at my face and insta killed me


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