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andy nicole smith

@burgerkingstaff

TW: jew • retired veteran • chris chan’s attorney • oil rig worker

Joined May 2015
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you’re very beautiful on the outside but grotesque on the inside. i can fix my eyebrows but you can’t fix your awful personality.

Well if you stopped being a pick me & fixed your eyebrows they would fire you



you and i both know that’s not true

U work at the ugly store too



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Ben Fox has been an ongoing Harvard experiment for the past few years. All of the data needed is now collected. Thank you all so much for your contributions to our studies. We will be shutting down the Ben Fox X account in 10 days.


you guys are so normal

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i went on a date at a restaurant with this guy and we both consumed something that sent us in to anaphylaxis. i don’t carry an epipen because i don’t typically believe in them (separate thread on this) but ben had his. instead of using it on himself, he used it on me. so no. he…

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i’m speechless….

I mean, she is literally Chris Chans attorney so that doesn't speak well to her judgment so who can blame them



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Thanks again for volunteer coaching my son’s basketball team on the weekend!

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can you guys layoff on the death threats over the epipen situation? as you can see, my day is already off to a bad start (went for a smoke break on the rig but didn’t know oil was flammable) there is no need to pile on!

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Proof of income? How about 8 inches and thick? How about talented? how about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago


IM WARIO WHEN IM IN MARIO KART

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if you believe anything someone by the name of “burgerkingstaff” with a family guy pfp types on the internet, that’s on you, bucko


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why you have this miss girl?


i went on a date at a restaurant with this guy and we both consumed something that sent us in to anaphylaxis. i don’t carry an epipen because i don’t typically believe in them (separate thread on this) but ben had his. instead of using it on himself, he used it on me. so no. he…

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"mate, can I borrow your lighter?" Me: yeah sure...

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dming NHL players because my mum said he’s around my age and he’d probably adore a “lovely girl” like me. i love how delusional and optimistic she is


my mum will see a famous person around my age and encourage me to reach out to them to go on a date


me

sorry but this makes no sense. how do you take up every spot on the billboard top 10 TWICE, have the biggest tour of the century, and have four AOTYs and only get second place? who would be ahead of her?



there is no point in sobriety your life does not get better


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