Edgardo Carmichael
@btchplzcomedyart, food, and junk- love it all.
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me: I really need an A on this test me: *doesn't study*
That moment when your ex tries to talk to you again and you're like..... HA HA HA HA HA HA NO.
That awkward moment when someone catches you staring at them.
Sometimes I feel like nobody understands my feelings and nobody can make me feel okay.
Parents: You're on the computer too much, do something else. Me: Can I go to a friend's house or have some money? Parents: No.
That awkward moment when ur at the grocery store & someones standing by what u need, so u pretend to look at something else until they move.
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
Twitter = Unfollow. Facebook = Unfriend. You = Unforgettable.
people my age have children like what the hell i am a children
me: *laughs* parents: what's so funny what's going on who are u talking to can i see what's the joke what are you trying to hide from us
I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT
person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i'm really athletic person 3: i'm hilarious and likable person 4: i'm gorgeous me: i can breathe
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
my self esteem has two levels: im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love and bow down before me bitches
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