I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EVEN GET THESE AND DAMMIT I DON'T WRITE MUCH BUT I WANT THEM
Create some magic this Christmas with #PilotbyMika limited Edition pens #100yearsofhappywriting - stay tuned for a contest to win a special box set!
Ash, you can't be the very best with that attitude
Prof. Oak: you get to travel the world Ash: i'm a kid Oak: catch a wild animal to protect you Ash: that sounds dangerous Oak: keep it caged in a ball Ash: kinda harsh Oak: catch'em all Ash: you okay bro Oak: *grabs Ash by the collar* USE THEM TO BEAT UP OTHER PEOPLES PETS
Me as a child: Why do all of the other girls have really cute handwriting??? Me as a transgender male now: Oh wait nevermind, this makes sense lmao
My therapist: Whenever your mind is telling you things like, "You can't do this." or "You won't succeed." you should go, "Watch me!" Except not when it says, "I can't kill myself." Don't-yeah don't say that as a response 😂💀
Person: *mentions an amazing athletic achievement from school* Me: Well uh I did pole vault in 7th Grade... Them: Oh cool! Tell me about it! Me: *cough* well um...I cleared the bar...once...
Ariana’s new song is so powerful I called my ex and thanked him for cheating on me
When you on your 8th “damn that’s crazy” and they still telling you they story
dentist: *punches you directly in the mouth* dentist: dentist: you’re bleeding bc you don’t floss.
Well that's a joke
Prof. Oak: you get to travel the world Ash: i'm a kid Oak: catch a wild animal to protect you Ash: that sounds dangerous Oak: keep it caged in a ball Ash: kinda harsh Oak: catch'em all Ash: you okay bro Oak: *grabs Ash by the collar* USE THEM TO BEAT UP OTHER PEOPLES PETS
I barely use my Twitter but I worked pretty damn hard on my Halloween costume and want to share it. So here is Jack from "The Boy With the Cuckoo Clock Heart" 💜🗝🕰
Fuck. We're all witches. 😒
So I’m watching the chilling adventures of Sabrina on Netflix and they said “ well bound her and put her in the ocean, if she floats she’s a witch” the first thing that popped imy head was “this bitch a witch” @DemetriusHarmon 😭😂
honestly? I give consent for Goth kids to pose on my grave.
High school talent has taken the stage with Select Choir and the High School Band.
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