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BridgwaterPoet

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Celebrating all that's good about Bridgwater, and all that's quirky about this great and unusual little town. (Rhymes are dodgy - apologies in advance)

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Seriously considering leaving X But to what platform should I go? Does anyone have suggestions? I really would like to know.


Our Bill Revans He leads the council He works very hard He doesn’t sit still Tonight he out there Doing his best Parking cars Is a real test @BillRevans


The carnival has been The carnival has gone Rampant and noisy For a few hours it shone Now on to burnham Then Weston super mare And a visit to Pethy Before going everywhere


The worlds biggest rock Is on show down the docks Some prefer to call it the moon I’ll have to pop down and see it soon.


I’ve spotted the first Christmas tree of the year, Is it too early to be of good cheer? Any there it was, outside of someone’s abode About half way down Bristol Road.


I have a question It’s important I’m not wrong? Is it 30cm depth Or 30cm long?

‼️Remember, 30cm of water is enough to move a car – do not drive through flood water. Check out these useful resources on flooding 👇 Check your flood risk 👉 check-for-flooding.service.gov.uk Driving in adverse weather 👉somersetroadsafety.org/drivers/weathe… (2/3)

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Nope, I’m not short You’ve got me quite wrong I’m quite the opposite I’m really quite long

Short of something to do this weekend? 🎤🎸 - mailchi.mp/bridgwaterarts…



The people around where I do live They’re alright, you have to take and give Or then again do you give and take The people round here, up their minds can’t make #dodgyrhyme #muddledwords


Mine was milk I’d drink it for fun Although I preferred bottles Rather than a carton

What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?



Thank you summer Are you done? You seemed somewhat short But you were fun Hello autumn Are you here? I see you’ve brought rain Don’t expect me to cheer. #weather


As a poet I seek meaning Through words I find feeling My thoughts constantly streaming Nope, I’m bored now I’ll go home


That’s it I’ve had a sign I don’t have to watch it any more I’ve just had a power cut I can go to bed and have a snore #Olympic2024


There was a man dressed in a fishing net His name I didn’t quite get Singing to people dressed up as Egyptian mummies Paris olympics is full of funnies


Karaoke has finished After much bemusement and toil It’s been followed by someone Dressed up in golden tin foil #Olympic2024


Alright then, okey-dokey Paris olympics is now a karaoke


Here we have the Bridgwater Town Deal Have a look and decide what you feel Personally I hope it doesn’t fail I’d also like to see more detail 👍🏻 bridgwatertowndeal.co.uk/the-projects/


Elon Musk said civil war is inevitable But I say it’s not really like that I’d also suggest what is inevitable Is when Mr Musk turns out to be a … … silly person


I wasn’t sure if it was sacrilege I thought it was a dream But then I tried the M&S Chocolate covered custard cream It was very nice indeed So there’s no need to mourn As next on my tongue is the delightful Chocolate covered bourbon.


Now they’re running around an empty park Splashing in the puddles They look so wet and cold They need a warming cuddle Not you papa Smurf!


St Mary’s in Bridgwater Has some nice bells But my favourite cathedral Has got to be Wells

Ely. My favourite cathedral in England? What gets your vote?

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