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Crystal

@boxofsharps

voted worlds most mediocre

Joined September 2017

Wait a minute! Is being an adult literally just being pissed about one thing to the next over and over until we cry?


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What if we instituted required daily naps to reduce criming and increase social distancing by reducing awake time. Is that something everyone can support? @GovLauraKelly plz executive order it. Wash your hands, don't crime, it's Thursday.


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quarantine got me lonely af @Postmates


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virgin mary wasn’t even a virgin. in fact she was in the barn getting her back blown out by some random peasant and became pregnant. but they don’t say that in the bible.


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“Go to Hell” Bitch, I’m trying.


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Vaccinate Your Fucking Kids


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Suicide is never the answer, Hell isn’t going anywhere I’ll see you here when it’s your time.


That’s what I been saying

Who says you’re not already in Hell



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Can you all stupid being stupid for one damn second


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If opinions are like assholes, I need to start bleaching my opinions.


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I don’t know who needs to hear this but shut the fuck up.


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*having sex* Her : holy fuck Me : it’s more of an unholy fuck tbh


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If you’re reading this, fuck you.


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(517): Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.


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Freedom isn’t free.


It's me

Satan is a woman



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I'm ○ single ○ cuffed ● saving myself for Satan


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