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Birdy Pie

@birdy_pie

I'm terrible at telling stories and even more terrible at telling jokes. Yet, here I am! Check out my embarrassingly true tales at http://t.co/5iJWWBF5xM

Joined April 2015
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Liking a boy is actually the worst because, feelings & vulnerability 🙃🤗


Watching cute guys get my friend's numbers right in front of me: a story of my life🙃🙃


Only slightly ashamed of the amount of money that I just spent on a Kylie lip kit 🙃🙈#itwasworthit


Honestly, I feel like a queen when my eyebrows are done right 💁🏻👑


I tell ya what, I will never trust pretty/insanely attractive guys🙅🏻☝🏼️


This.👌🏼🙌🏼 https://t.co/kooaizMVOs

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If a guy that you haven't talked to in two months randomly texts you at 11:30pm saying, "Wyd" that's probably not a good sign, right??


Okay??🙃👌🏼 https://t.co/F6aiR50qKX

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This was so therapeutic to write, and I desperately needed to say it. When Rejection Breaks You tmblr.co/ZMOc-k21poZ1n


Currently disappointed in men, so naturally I'm eating a box of shortbread Girl Scout cookies 🙃


Can't wait for a guy to think about me like this💛 youtu.be/3FF2ZOEZxYE


Lol @ flirting with a guy just to realize later that he has gf😫😓#oops


When people won't text you back but you see they're active on Instagram 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃


I've been drinking Starbucks with a straw for a while yet I only just realzd that on the wrapper it says NOT RECOMMENDED FOR USE IN HOT BEV😁


I think it must be a requirement for attractive guys to travel in packs


So tired of guys saying that they wish girls didn't wear so much makeup. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR🙄


One of the most daunting parts of life is the fear of rejection. Yeah there are plenty of fish in the sea, but being told no still sucks.


Does anybody else over analyze what it means if a cute guy likes your picture?!??🙈😁


I just wanna know who actually buys pregnancy tests at the 99c store?????


"She Is Love" by Parachute is just the most beautiful love letter 😍💕


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