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@bigterryEDLproud edl member, pulled 40 birds in one nite, your missus is probably trying to get a bit. if yer brown get out o town. find me down local getting birds ex SAS
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On train, pregnant woman comes up to me and asks for my seat, told her fuck off and find her own, started callin me a pig and that I shouldn’t be takin up 2 seats with my manspreading rise from my seat with a powerful knee to her unborn spastic, Knick her purse and flee the scene
Breath of fresh air, just escaped from Irack, got kidnapped by mooslims, had to activate my SAS sleeper agent training to kill them all in an instant, one of the fuckers was epileptic so threw a flash bang like it was call of duty black ops and defeated the little pavement raver
Nearly had a heart attack, almost lost access to my patriot account, fort I lost the password but it was actually the nipper changing it because he doesn’t believe in brexit, absolute waste of patriot spunk needed his jaw clocked in so had to step up as father and do just that.
Got into a pub brawl today, swinging like a windmill, knocked out 10 blokes clean, after giving out jabs like a covid vaccine Center gaffer gave us carlings on the house for the spectacular show
Just having a nice early snack before starting a day of forner hunting
Son wanted a pee ess five for his birthday, out of stock everywhere, bought him an old fruit machine from local instead, now he’s crying like a little poofter saying I’m a shit dad, in a fit of rage and can’t give wife any more black eyes otherwise it will be seen as a hate crime
Usually how it goes when you marry your sister
If we got married you wouldn’t have to change your surname. Just a thought
Currently sat at home under lockdown but jokes on boris me and the boys have a secret tunnel system all under the gaff so that we can get together and drink without the pedo government knowing
If you think boris can tell me not to go down local he’s got another thing fooking coming fella I’ll be spending all day every day there and if you don’t like it you know where the fucking door is fella
The only thing your gonna make me catch is chlamydia you dirty sket
If the Chinese think this coroner viros is gorna stop me from going down local and drinking 6 pints in 10 seconds they got another thing fucking coming
come home from the midday sesh to find the lad has brought a bird home, shout to his bedroom to bring the new dishwasher into the kitchen, the cunt has the gall to bring down a chink and act like that's okay. currently down local pissed off someone buy us a pint
woke up and looked out the winder, no forners and only patriots brexits already taking effect, can feel myself becoming stronger by the day with every carling pint drunk and bag of pork scratchings consumed, those fucking traitors in parliament cant stop me now.
its the start of a fucking ERA woke up and chinned the missus. cried the manliest tears any proud brexiteer would on this fantastic day, off down local pints on me. drinking pints by day, paki bashing by night see you fellas there
Turns out it’s #MyTwitterAnniversary today, one full year of spreading the patriot gospel, hopefully I get to spread more of the word of brexit over the next year
Have decided to come out as my proper gender today since it’s pronouns day, from this day on I will only accept the pronouns of “carling king” “top shagger” and “patriot” thank you for understanding #pronounsday
Proud uncle alert me nephew @ChrisBaxter56 had a date tonight me and his dad drove him to the local under 18s nightclub he steps out the car and I throw him a few johnnies for the night he throws them away and tells me “all my birds are on the pill or they get abortions” in tears
Creasing just changed @KevPatriot profile pic on tweeter, now all the lads will think he’s a massive poofter
Dan local wen Dave n Kev start fiddling with the toilet door ask wot the fook they think they are doin tell me there about to prank porl buzzin sit n you wait porl comes in and goes to the bogs thanks to a little laxative in his carling, opens door and BANG covered in dark froots
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