Big Church Problems
@bigchurchprobzWe have problems too. You just can't see them through the fog machines
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Had to have the offering at the end of service today for all the people that showed up an hour late.
He seemed a little charismatic ... #SeeWhatIDidThere
Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa spoke in tongues to keep calm during National Championship Game sec.news/2EqZ5Bv #RollTide
People think that we add an extra service on Christmas Eve and Easter for the guests that are coming. It's actually for all the members that only come twice a year. #BigChurchProblems
When pastor announces that he's preaching on tithing
Grandmother: Why don't you find yourself a nice Christian girl at your church? Me: That's like finding a haystack...in a bigger haystack. #BigChurchProblems
If you can attend a Sunday service - and from the parking lot, to the seat, and back - not see a single person that you have ever seen before. . .You have #BigChurchProblems
Convinced that my church will forever be known as "the one with the TV commercials" #BigChurchProblems
The irony here is that he doesn't realize that he just proved the point of my tweet....better luck next time I suppose.
Alabama QB Tua Tagovailoa spoke in tongues to keep calm during National Championship Game sec.news/2EqZ5Bv #RollTide
Got a birthday card from the church. Opened the card and found a stack of tithing envelopes. Gotta love the efficiency #TheyAreGood
Being a parking attendant is hard. Being a Christian at a liberal arts university is harder #BackToSchool #ThisLittleLight
The hate my church gets is not because of unpopular theological positions, or methodology. It's from the traffic we cause on Sundays.
Memorial Day weekend - means most of the staff is on vacation, attendance will be low, and some guy you have never heard of will preach.
Deacons are like the blue shell from Mario Kart. They arrive late, mess everything up, and often cost the leader his position.
You know you have #BigChurchProblems when your worship participation rate is directly related to sales at the coffee shop in the lobby.
Churches love utilizing things that regular people hate, and would never actually use themselves. Ever see one of these in someone's home?
If your mission trip is completely funded, go. What else does God have to do to convince you, put you in a whale?
The next time someone cuts me off in the church parking lot, I am going to get out of my car and beat them with my bible. #HappyEaster
Like the bio says, we have problems too. You just can't see them through the fog machines #BigChurchProblems
Super excited to see all of my friends at church this weekend that haven't been since Christmas 🙄 #AllChurchProblems
Hahaaaa so funny..our church got smoked out..fog machine went cray cray.We could not see each other at alll..hilarious moment
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