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Meg's Bidet

@big_virgo911

I'm whatever they told you but in a good way

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Actual footage of me on this app daily:


3 Bed 1 Bath with 700sqft is FUCKING insane

The house in question.

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Good man + big meat = ugly Fine man + good man = little meat Fine man + big meat = not a good man You cant win! 😭


WHEW.............

My ex once told me to pack a bag we're going away for the weekend. After telling him I'm ready, he ghosted me. I saw on instagram the next day that he went with someone else. We got back together the next week. WE LISTEN, WE DON'T JUDGE



Yeah to some extent. Myself included.

My ex once told me to pack a bag we're going away for the weekend. After telling him I'm ready, he ghosted me. I saw on instagram the next day that he went with someone else. We got back together the next week. WE LISTEN, WE DON'T JUDGE



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Black people when a dad isn't abusive to their queer child:


HR ass smile 💀

white women when they say “gracias” to a waiter at a mexican restaurant

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oh nle choppa is SO REAL😭🥹


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Forever my energy on the deadbeat subject 😂😂😂


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Turns out the men aren't the only ones just fuckin anything.


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we were in fact NOT ready😭🥹


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30k a night back then is crazy 😭😭 talmbout on a bad day. On a good day 70k. The mascot behind her the whole time:

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This is so good 😭😭😭😭😭

Me in the self checkout line with my Targarita & Tabitha Brown cutting board 🎯



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I’m not one to exaggerate, but having to type stuff out using your TV remote makes me want to shoot myself in the face.


😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dude found out the hard way... 😭



That's cuz they still be fucking lol

Dare i say her realest ex? Lol he ain’t act like no hoe ass nigga after they broke up I respected that



PLEASE get me back to the side of Twitter where everything is funny...I'm tired of going back and forth about shit I don't actually care about 💀


The umpire get ready earlier that day "upstage these bitches in here":

The Savannah Bananas hitting the viral Diva dance ⚾️



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This is better dialogue than I’ve seen from a lot of movies



That she didn't care about being an artist in the first place? Lol

i feel like there is something very obvious with rihanna and her music that most people are missing



I wonder what this was for????

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