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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.


You might be a redneck if You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.


You might be a redneck if Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"


You might be a redneck if You've ever used lard in bed.


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.


I hope I'm the last guy on earth -- I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.


I always try to go the extra mile at work, but the boss always finds me and brings me back.


Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.


No one is listening until you fart.


Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.


I have all the money I'll ever need - if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.


I went to see a wizard to lift a horrible curse, and he needed the exact words of the curse. I replied 'I pronounce you man and wife '


The people you care most about in life are taken from you way too soon, and all the annoying ones just never go away.


Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?


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