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Ben*

@benkold2015

Software design & special-needs/autism parenting enthusiast. Occasionally commit crimes against music, art, & comedy.

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You matter more than you realize. Suicide prevention hotlines 24x7 1-800-SUICIDE Canada: 988 USA: 1-800-273-8255 Danmark: +45 70 201 201 UK: Samaritans Call 116 123 Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM) Call 0800 58 58 58


"Why are you giving ME the ransom note, you idiot?"

Lock Your Doors pulpcovers.com/lock-your-door… # Covers, Babes, Helpless Women, Hostage, Hugh Joseph Ward, Spicy Detective, Whips

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This is the sort of post that's much better without context.

The BBC allowed us (well, Cory) four pre-watershed ‘shits’. Not sure a call in would survive that restriction!



The evolution of Duke the Java mascot into Warduke the Java mascot

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There's certainly a song ABOUT them, anyway youtu.be/W1sju0GFJCA?si…

Rage Against the Doomsday Machine.



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A closeup of the medallion of a gold Ptolemaic hairnet reveals a repousée bust of Aphrodite with Eros on her shoulder. The #Ptolemaic queens often depicted themselves as descendants of Aphrodite, and the features here are similar to Queen Arsinoe II. #Egypt ca. 225-175 BCE 📸 me

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After years of striving, I finally got my name on the door

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"Decline? Fools! My reign of terror has only begun!"

Extremely disappointed to realize halfway through looking at this graph that it is about butterflies

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Song title for each category: Place - Vancouver Divorce Animal - Guarded By Monkeys Number - If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got 2 Mums Colour - Blue A Girl's Name - Barbra A Boy's Name - Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out Day - Rainy Days & Mondays Weather - Cloudbusting

Answer each category with a song: Place - Walking in Memphis Animal - Eric the Half a Bee Number - 100 Years Color - This Blue World A Girl's Name - Cecilia A Boy's Name - Bobby Tanqueray Day of the Week-Saturday in the Park Weather - Take the Weather with You



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I refuse to ever say, "This is the hill I will die on." I prefer, "This is the hill I live on." People are allowed to live on different hills.


Getting hungry for some exotic trip-free lunches. @jeffs_comics #hyphenwar

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to think of reasonable sounding ways to blame other people for things I could totally change but consistently don’t.


Have a look at Darrell's new (6th!) collection. Him write good

Alien Phonics Primer is on sale now and I haven't been this excited since September 16, 1965, when Gilligan's Island went from black and white to color! #threehourtour amazon.com/Alien-Phonics-…

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Olympic basketball-related sour grapes is what I'm hearing

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