Ben Edmunds
@benedmunds🧠 staff engineer @seatgeek (ex wayfair, startups)🎙https://t.co/fv3Hzc3fDb📕author 🐘PHP-FIG alum ⛳️horrible golfer 🙋♂️he/him
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I accidentally said “time” instead of “bandwidth” and my product manager took me into the break room and waterboarded me with lacroix
Next month we'll be doing something a little different for #MergePHP: a coding competition! Presented by @benedmunds details here: mergephp.com/meetups/2024/0…
I don't really have "icks" but I imagine it would be a man who doesn't know any keyboard shortcuts. Imagine his dumb little hands selecting "copy" and "paste" from a drop-down I'm nauseous
Fun fact: if you spend $1M/year with DataDog they let you pet the dog
when guys become dads they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter
my goal for 2024 is to start deploying code based on passing a test suite and not just passing a vibe check
Another fun golf trip in the books with @paulredmond @benedmunds and @davidstanley01 🙌
great products become verbs. like edging (microsoft edge) and binging (microsoft bing)
Hot take of the day: all the telemetry we collect is just a log with different semantics. Metrics? Logs with a float attached. Traces? Logs with a correlation ID. The only difference is presentation, which makes Frontend engineers the most important part of an Observability stack
After I got my MBA from Harvard, I bought an HVAC company with a personal guarantee. They were doing $55M in sales and $7M in profit. I hired a NY agency to rebuild the website. I mandated the whole company use Notion. I gave everyone a 25% raise. I taught the team about…
Every time I am on an elevator by myself... And that elevator has a mirror... I am making multiple practice swings.
We are hiring engineers to develop the PHP language. 📅 Application deadline: September 30, 2023 thephp.foundation/blog/2023/09/0…
I’m really going to exaggerate watch the coach suggested on this swing. Checks video. Swing is exact same. 😂
When you finally get staffed on that high-visibility project that you wanted
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