Brian Hirst
@bdh0303Financial writer/editor, apprentice curmudgeon. Opinions and views are my own; I have the receipts.
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Maybe we should start calling @MarkHamill "Minnesota Mark," as he's entering the "land of 10,000 "likes."
I think that Nate Silver should be demoted to Nate Aluminum.
If I'd told you 10 years ago a president would seek re-election at 81 despite a supermajority of Americans having concerns about his age, and then we'd hit 8% inflation for 2 years, you wouldn't be surprised he was an underdog for reelection. You'd be surprised it was even close!
I dreamed disco was making a huge comeback. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
I wish there were a time machine to send #HarrisonButker back to the "50s...the 1850s! nytimes.com/athletic/54936…
Once upon a time he was falling asleep And now he's really falling apart Nothing he can do Except wake himself with a fart. #SleepyDon
There’s NOTHING “holy” about selling Bibles “endorsed by Trump.” More blasphemous grift. Beware: “For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.” Matthew 24:24
“The American legal system doesn’t uphold the values of democratic rule like equality. It far more often corrupts and perverts them. Rich people like Trump twist the system into a pretzel and win delay after delay after delay. Corporations pay fines, usually not that large when…
Remember to order your wedding reception entree on the touchscreen.
Wawa managers can legally perform marriages in the state of Pennsylvania.
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That's funny. Many "evangelical Christians" deny the existence of dinosaurs. So what do they think is the source of oil? 🙄
Robinson: People talking about electric cars. All of this foolishness. They don't realize something. God blessed us with that oil for a reason.
Scientists find 46,000-year-old nematodes. "Yikes!" says #SpongeBobSquarepants. wsj.com/articles/its-a…
I saw that Tommy Tuberville was trending just ahead of "The Jerk." Some jokes write themselves.
The adage “boys will be boys” does not work here. Donald Trump is a 76 year old man, he is not an impressionable child. This is who he is.
I'll download this app tomorrow.
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