Barish Stanton 🇮🇳🇬🇧
@barishstanesh61Proud father of f*** knows how many. Indian British and proud, Brexit means Brexit
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Holiday in Gran Canarea a total success, barely left the hotel room, battered the missus Bahji to bits. Last night tonight so thought I'd treat her to some of the local cuisine... modern day milenials have no chance with women whilst I'm around.
Pissed off, been down the beach today with the missus, cobra ready, reflective ray bans on. hear a crack. Look down and I'm wedged in seat, whole beach erupts in laughter. Can't get it off so sit back down and play it cool. Still here now, waiting till coast is clear.
Some say the "Best Barry Stanton" election was rigged. At first I thought "fake news". But just recieved an envelope through the door with these photos. Explain urslef @BarryStantonSr1 HAVE YOU SOLD UR MORALS FOR EXTRA VOTES? OR ARE YOU A FAKE PATRIOT!?
Me and the missus saffron anniversary today, so booked a surprise breakaway to all inclusive 2* in Grand Canarea, suitcase packed, kids locked under the stairs. Missus chuffed.. who says romance is dead.
This is my culture, if you don't like it, you know where the door is.
Assume their using flip chart paper?
Sick of this bank holiday bollucks, I spend every weekend as if it's my last, which means Cobra on tap and hunnies on my lap... off to get Mumbai mortal.
Woken up by my lad screamin like a spacker trying to do this #DeleAlliChallenge swift sandal to the head and then showed him the only gesture worth practicing. Won't stand for this millywopping bollucks.
Being a Patriot and the Alpha Male of India ain't always easy... papperatzi round every corner, caught me leaving local last night. Looking fly if I do say so myself.
Was woken in the middle of the night by sirens, panic... they've found me, Gurkha instincts kick in and I'm out the window and barrel rolling over the shack, get into a tuc tuc and merge into the crowd. Missus & kids none the wiser. On the run for now, they'll never catch me.
There a reason why Barry Stanton and the rest of my famerly have been so prosperous in life... one word: High IQ.... Twitter want us off, but they can't remove what they carnt see.
The purge on the Stanton family has begun, first Barry, now Barry... Left wing PC borgwazee can't handle free speech... Cricket bats at the ready lads, I've clobbered sixes all my life in preparation for this. #NoSurrender #freebarry #FREEBARRYSTANTON
Just before his death he taught me the secret rules of life, the 3 C's. Cobra, Curry and Clobberins Won't ever forget it, he'd be up in arms, sandal at the ready over the treatment of Barry Stanton, miss our nightly chats down local. #freebarry
New poll.... Retweet for leave Like for remain Go!
What is happening to once grate kingdom of Britain? Tressemme has priti much invoked Shakira Law banning patriots like Cousin Barry speaking out. I am very nervous of MI5&6, curtains twitching and that's just the missus Barjminder. #freebarry
Bludy Beautiful day with the family, 423 islumiz terrorists battered, 2411 cobra's drunk, = 1 plenty pleased Barish
Whole family on the way baz show these remoaners wots wot
kid just got bit by a mosquito, says he thinks he has malaria, tell him well have to use him as bait to attract the lions away from our hut. burst into tears, wife screaming, family on the verge of collapse, lions hungry... off to the local simple as
Meny Thenks to cousin @BarryOStanton for kindly send whiskey. 1 bottle is not enough kindly send more u bloody furkin Irish
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