Band Jokes
@bandjokes1999Things that happen in band class and jokes
If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
What's the difference between a flutist and a piranha? The lipstick.
How do you know there's a flute player at your door? You don't. They can't find the right key and don't know when to make the entrance.
What's the Range of a Piccolo? Oh, about thirty yards on a clear day.
Flute Players Spend Half the Time Tuning Their Instruments... And the other half playing out of tune.
How Many Conductors Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Probably only one, but who's really watching?
What Do You Get When You Cross a Piccolo with a Clarinet? A Serious Migraine!
YET again, can I get a #GoDogs? See you all in New York! Congrats @UMDMensHockey !! #BulldogCountry
After playing at our last game of the semester last night, we would like to give a shoutout to our graduating seniors @Mn16564 and Jeffery Erbstoesser! Also, a shoutout to our drum major for the past 2 years, Mr. Andre Brown. As always, #GoHuskies!
Thank you @MavHockey for another amazing season. Thank your seniors, coaches, and all of #MavNation! It’s great to be a Maverick! 🤘😈🤘
How do you make a trombone sound even better? Run it over with a lawnmower
How can you make a trombone sound like a French horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes
If you dress up as a cowboy, does that make you ranch dressing.
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