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I meant to say "holy moly I'm tired" but I said "cowabunga" instead and I feel like that's a testament to my exhaustion
“Do you have a flavor?” La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”
People pointing out he should have grabbed a more dangerous weapon: some of us just want the burglar to go away, not find out what it means to take a human life
I just caught a fucking burgler in my house. Holy shit.:. Almost killed him,Hit him with a frying pan! Got him!!!
90% of bbq restaurants need to work on they Mac & cheese or take it off the menu lol
Being married is cool you can be laying next to your husband in bed while he’s really studiously pondering his phone and you look over and he’s googling “what is the largest bird”
National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras. 📸: Beverly Joubert
i experience this thought process 37 times a day
So many people using words like “serve,” “slay,” and “mother” when there is only one person who has, in fact, served for slaying her mother.
How do I communicate to the leaders of the War on Christmas that I was a general in the War in Heaven so I'm being severely underutilized here.
Unacceptable behavior and unacceptable if these people can't get help from local officials and HOA.
Kirby has no ankles because the Goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles and sought to fashion a warrior that, this time, would not plagued by a single flaw
Friends should hold you accountable to you your bullshit and you should learn how to take constructive criticism instead of just cuttin people off that tell you things you don’t like.
Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position ???
for anyone in the US that needs it: be aware that the october 4th FEMA test alert that’ll send out will play a loud sound on your phone, even if it’s on silent. if you choose to turn it off completely during the alert, it *will still play whenever you turn on your phone again.*
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