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alyssa hates the houston astros

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cubs | burnout by day, lover by night | she/her

Joined September 2017
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i hate the kansas city chiefs


nothing to smile about rn

BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.



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If y’all feel bad for Josh Allen today, wait until you hear what has happened to Joe Burrow every single week.


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In 2025 I encourage men on here to stop watching porn, find a hobby, go outside, read a book, exercise, socialize with people… literally change the wiring of your brain so everytime you see a woman doing her job you don’t automatically think about sex

Would, would, would #CFBPlayoffs

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Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.


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Ben Quad is short for Benjamin Quadjamin


feeling extreme anguish realizing a 2 bd apartment in ohio is about half the rent that im paying rn... well ok


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this was my brat when I was 12

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got the triple nose ring today

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Emo music is just music to a guy like me.


i was joking but then i actually Did that

second half of 2024 i’m bring emo back in the worst possible way



yeah no shit

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during one of the times i had to drive across the entire state of new york, i listened to videotape by radiohead for 6 hours straight



also had to take bernie to the emergency vet bc her eye was messed up and she was in pain. only to find out nothing is wrong. she just didn’t like that i was frying onions last night.

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yes i purposely didn’t put brat on my top ten list because it transcended being favorite of the year i think i have it permanently in my bloodstream


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i have just the right thing for you

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what’s a good album to listen to when it’s cold and you hate your life



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