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is tired and bored and needs a hug !


If I could gift my kids anything in the whole world, I would gift them a lifetime supply of happiness!


Finds sincere pleasure in knowing that I don't have to say a word to drive some people completely crazy


says ... may your troubles be less, may your blessings be more and may nothing but happiness come through your door!


why do people say I'm crazy? I tell them to give me a break cause my purple unicorn just died.


Wants to be taken hostage by a group of naked, good-looking guys. Please don't pay any ransom for my return.


Say's "It doesn't matter who wears the pants in the family as long as the pockets have money in them!"


sometimes you just have to hold your breath, look away for a second, but then pretend everything is alright and get the job done


you should never knock back an offer that you know will make you smile!!!


Never lose sight of your dreams. For to be without dreams is to be without hope. And to be without hope is to be without purpose.


loved the day when ennie mennie miney mo, solved all life's problems!!


You don't stop laughing just because you get older-you just have to be careful not to pee yourself while doing it.


I'd rather have people dislike me for who i am instead of people liking me for someone i pretend to be.


One of the best things in life is seeing a smile on a persons face and knowing that you put it there.


The tragedy of life is not death, but what we let die inside of us while we live!


Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man? A: A dream.


I'm not short just fun size! U can find me in Ur next happy meal!


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