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If you'd told me as a child that one day I would have hundreds of robot followers, I would have imagined something much cooler than this.
everything went to shit after we stopped making mixed tapes.
Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?
But have you tried buying new holiday hand towels about it?
my only relief is to sleep. when i'm sleeping, i'm not sad, i'm not angry, i'm not scared, i'm not hurting, and i'm not lonely. i'm just nothing.
been there (the country) done that (ate a lot of peaches)
“how do you get stuff done?” bitch with tears in my eyes 😭
oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from
weekends don't even hit the same anymore. every day is just every day
Until the last, dying breath of X, I will still call it Twitter.
can we just admit that we all lost a bond with someone this year which we wanted forever.
my boyfriend just said “i encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up buffalo sauce
One cool thing about getting older is that you’re not asked about your long term plan very much.
Any social media app: Would you like to Sync your phone contacts? Me:
I’m trying a thing. Follow me on Bluesky: @audreybear.bsky.social
I understand why ppl go legit insane like I get it
It’s funny how my 19 and 21 year old children, rightfully, want me to treat them like adults but both still fully expect me to buy them a chocolate advent calendar each.
This feels like we’re in one of the Jurassic Park sequels where a lot of us were like “hey let’s not try this again because last time the dinosaurs got loose” but other people were like “well, maybe the dinosaurs won’t get loose this time.”
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