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Ash

@ashleydeschamps

5’1 with a 6’1 attitude

Joined August 2009
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Friendly reminder... Security has asked us to remind you that due to safety concerns, you can not bring a broom into the arena tonight. #CBJ


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Snapchat be like “Remember a year ago when you was getting played”


I’ve honestly never had anyone have my back as much as some of my coworkers do and that hits me right in the feels 🤗 #fam


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You know you’re getting older when you’re in a bar and turn to your friend and say “it’s getting rowdy in here,” when in fact it is not at all getting rowdy in here.


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Once I get lip fillers & a boob job & a nose job & veneers & my nails done & a tan & a personal trainer it’s overrrrr for u bitchez


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If your girl works in a restaurant you better be sure to tell her she’s beautiful everyday because you know the cooks will


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Forrest Gump’s Mom didn’t need to be rich to get her kid into the school he wanted. Just saying.



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You sucked 10 years ago and you suck now.


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I am weening myself off chicken nuggets


Well fuck 2019 already. My heart fucking hurts so bad right now


Last night I had 2 guys walk out on a $60 tab & IM STILL NOT OVER IT NOR WILL I BE ANYTIME SOON. If you can’t afford to go out for drinks/food...THEN DONT. Simple. Walking out on your tab is theft. Jokes on them tho bcus we have cameras in the restaurant & know who they are


Every single other person at BP are Toronto fans. All of bp hates me and my dramatic screaming when that OT goal went in. Still getting dirty looks. SOS.


Omg what is this weather right now lol


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When the Grinch yelled “I’M AN IDIOT” and then his echo yelled back “YOU’RE AN IDIOT” that one hit home for me


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